i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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