To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
