I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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