Having a random hookup so left but love u
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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