I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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