Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
