he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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