You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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