member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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