I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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