Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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