i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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