OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Vodka?
Forever.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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