alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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