shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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