Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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