She's JV to your varsity
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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