Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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