btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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