what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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