**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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