i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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