She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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