No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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