Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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