remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
