it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sext me about skeletons
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug