It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila