i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.