At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my liver is dry heaving
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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