Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me http://tfl.nu/x1tc
  Replies (8) Good night (1406) Bad night (1502)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was. http://tfl.nu/5vrd
  Replies (41) Good night (5005) Bad night (962)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you. http://tfl.nu/clvu
  Replies (17) Good night (2649) Bad night (694)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones http://tfl.nu/3i5q
  Replies (16) Good night (1161) Bad night (4340)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over? http://tfl.nu/p1bn
  Replies (14) Good night (4526) Bad night (972)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag. http://tfl.nu/ubfv
  Replies (8) Good night (1797) Bad night (2978)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame. http://tfl.nu/543s
  Replies (9) Good night (3757) Bad night (851)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me. http://tfl.nu/retd
  Replies (42) Good night (5888) Bad night (1333)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him. http://tfl.nu/7zd5
  Replies (23) Good night (1167) Bad night (5750)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever http://tfl.nu/aoid
  Replies (10) Good night (3495) Bad night (1025)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour. http://tfl.nu/4726
  Replies (2) Good night (1361) Bad night (416)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING. http://tfl.nu/4rg4
  Replies (14) Good night (1378) Bad night (362)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass. http://tfl.nu/ezy8
  Replies (10) Good night (1414) Bad night (459)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library http://tfl.nu/iddb
  Replies (5) Good night (311) Bad night (426)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him http://tfl.nu/5l9m
  Replies (5) Good night (734) Bad night (189)

Randomize