Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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