Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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