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Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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