We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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