if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Randomize
