i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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