Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
