If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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