Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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