OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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