is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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