we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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