I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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