Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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