Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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