Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
