Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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