break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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