how can u be prego again
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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