I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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