the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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