My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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