just come out here and I will go home with you...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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