I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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