Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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