So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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