i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
wow bdsm is so cute
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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