I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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