So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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