I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i think im in europe. pls send help
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