Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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